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All About the Tiney Gift Book with the big forkin' attitude:

"I Could Fork You"

OK, here it is, my forked up masterpiece. "I Could Fork You.." What is it? It is a "tiney" gift book with a big forkin' attitude. I got the idea for it about a year ago. I have always been a fan of Dr. Seuss and one day I said. "I could fork you here or there. I could fork you anywhere." and the idea was born. Basically it is a book about Forks forking. The original idea for forks forking came from my oldest daughter, Adrienne. Originally we made magnets and a poster of the Kama Forkin' Sutra featuring forkin' sex. Yes, she is the reason we brought rule 34 forks to life. So how about a sneak peak inside this forked up adventure. OK, you twisted my arm; so, here we go. The following is some pages from "I Could Fork You." and also some of the verse, officially registered with the Copyright office. I am a poet, at last. Do you think I will win any awards? Yeah, probably not. :)

You can see more images on my Little Forkers Facebook page.

Thanks for giving a fork and reading.

Tess :)

The verse is on the left page (along with a funny title for the image) and the funny image is on the right. This one I like to call "Art Appreciation."

Excerpt from "I Could Fork You"

I could fork You in a car.

I could fork You on a bar.

I could fork You here or there.

I could fork You anywhere.

I could fork You on a beach.

I could fork You while eating a Georgia Peach.

I could fork You in a park.

I could fork You in the dark.

I could fork You on a train.

I could fork You in a plane.

I could fork You in a lake.

Come on , How long could it take?

OK, so that is just the first part. So, you can see how it goes. If you want to be notified when it goes up for sale, you can email me or like us on Facebook. Although, I hear Facebook has changed some of their practices and you may or may not get my notifications. I am not sure how it works, but I am sure Little Forkers is on the naughty list. :)